Pros: You are not ** barefoot, which means that you can not get kicked from shops (possibly ).
Cons: Pretty much everything else.
Allow me to get this right. You have a tattoo of a cherry…that seems sort of like a cherry…in your own butt?
Well, thank goodness you contained the tag. Otherwise, I’d have been quite confused.
This might be a reference Snape’s dreadful lineup in Harry Potter. Or it might be a reference maxi pads.